Sunday, 15 December 2013

Just as it was before...
 
 
Still she keeps your slippers by the chair
and hangs your jumpers on the line
as if nothing has changed, like you're still there
and life goes on just fine.
 
She polishes your glasses with such pride
and places them with care upon the shelf
trying not to show the hurt inside
she thinks no one will notice but her self
 
She puts out two cups for morning tea
almost like she can't accept the grief
at times she often calls your name
and I look on in tender disbelief.
 
I guess you being there is all she knew
without you in her life she bares the pain
 i'm sure you're up there feeling the same too
as she tries so hard to keep life just the same.
 
And when she thinks that no one is around
she sits so lost alone and starts to weep
A river of tears that make no sound
for her love... in eternal sleep.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Saturday, 7 December 2013

A Raght Yorkshire Christmas
 
 
By ya's not ad a Christmas like us Yorkshire folk
we ant got much money we'z all pretty broke
yet we mek do our kid, an we av a raght time
Christmas in Yorkshire...ull do us just fine.
 
The kids want fir naught, I'll make sure an'll say
ya's ull bloody behave ont Christmas day
an our lass ull be coo kin that great big ole bird
no fightin I'll tell thee not one bloody word.
 
Ya's all ull be welcum, ere pull up a chair
sit next ta aunt Mavis aye go on lad sit ther
ya'll av a raght feast an ya'll water it daan
wit best bloody bitter int this bloody taan.
 
Ant trimmins ull look crackin
wit stockins by't fire
it might na be much
but be all ya's desire.
 
Aye wil av us a Christmas, thall talk a fir yers
an wil av non of them...sentimental tears
ey wil av a raaaght Christmas, it's gonna be mint
an we'll av to mek do what we got coz we skint.
 
It int what ya av lad it's how ya mek most
so all grab ya glasses n lets av us a toast
Merry Christmas to all, an an happy new yer
naa let us mek most of it while wer all ere.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Friday, 6 December 2013

Simple Dreams 
 

A little house beside the sea
where children play so happily
where laughter floats across a breeze
and life is lived with carefree ease.
 
A white pickett fence
a border of flowers
somewhere to sit
and think for hours
 
Where all is simple
all is plain
a fresh new start
of life again.

A happy home
a house of love
a simple dream
i'm dreaming of.

An open fire
a glass of rose'
tartan pj's
warm and cosy.

A grandfather clock
 chimes in the hall
writing of memories
i seem to recall

And on an eve
as i lay in bed
i'll wish for
nothing more...instead.
 
 
 


Sunday, 20 October 2013

MUMS MATHS DAY

On Friday I went back to school
Mums maths day’s what they said
I took a seat beside my son
Saw the work and thought…” I'm dead! ”

The teacher introduced herself
Then said “just ask if you are stuck…
We’re learning through last year’s GCSE’s”
And I sat there just thinking “oh ****”

I looked at the other mums sitting all smiley,
working their way through quite quick
I looked at the paper, my son sitting so eager
And thought “ ohh God help you… I’m thick!”

The teacher came wondering, I just knew she would
Politely said “that isn’t right”
Explained the problem and ways to resolve
Much to my bloody delight.

Well my son he got it, as the teacher went on
Then started explaining to me
I came here this morning to brush up on maths
But I can’t do a GCSE!

Can just about add up the bills every month
Work out prices of shoes in a sale
But give me year 11 maths GCSE
And it's written all over it…FAIL

Those green goblins they will come chasing
They’ll get me for sure i can tell
So I’ll sit here pretending it's all making sense
Until it is time for the bell! 

Well I can get top marks  in cuddles,  
Cleaning and cooking the tea
But I want my son to pass his exams
So Pleeeeease do not come asking me.

Monday, 7 October 2013

 What's happened to our children
 
What have we done to our children?
Technology's taken their youth
they can do not a thing without plugging it in
and that is the gods honest truth!
 
So,what have we done to our children?
tell me, how did all this come about?
When kids will stay home with their gadgets 'n' phone
rather than go to play out?
 
What happened to football and meeting their mates?
what happened to knock a door run?
what happened to the life of a child
where all was exciting and fun?
 
Remember the go karts we'd spend weeks to make
using peoples old bits of tat
old pushchair wheels and odd bits of wood
we were kids,we were happy with that!
 
So tonight i banned xbox,laptops and phones,
banned the ipad's,the consoles and wii
and they've gone to bed all fed up and bored...
and here i am, sitting with...
me.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Friday, 4 October 2013

Missing piece of jigsaw
 
 
Something has been missing
something out of place
there's a piece in my life's jigsaw
that i just can not replace.
 
I cant explain the feeling
i know not where to start
but when my life is moving on
i find you... in my heart.
 
I sit and think about you
how the years are going by
if i said i loved another
then i know that i would lie.
 
Well, I'm sure fate caused our meeting
maybe love will see it through
or maybe fate's already found
that jigsaw piece for you.
 
I hope that where life takes you
 your heart will go there too
but that missing piece of jigsaw
in my heart... belongs with you.
 
 
 
 
08/11/11
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Mum's the word

Mum's the word
 
Can ya find mi homework mum?
mum? where's mi other shoe?
pots are in the kitchen mum
soz, forgot to do!
 
What time's dinner ready mum?
off out chillin wi mi blud
and he can stay for dinner coz his mum...
she said he could.
 
Dint ya do mi bedroom mum?
coulda made mi bed!
can't find mi other shoe mum...
put mi trainers on instead.
 
 
Can i have a tenner mum?
cos this gaming mag is sick
can i have a tenner mum?
can i mum?...muuuuum quick!!!
 
mum says...
 
Homework's on the table son
still it's yet to do
pots are in the sink sweetheart
be there when homework's through.
 
Dinners in the oven
and it's ready for you now
tell ya blud he's leaving
his mum can cook... the lazy cow.
 
One shoe i found upstairs
and the dog has got the other
by the way i have a question...
is a slave now slang mother?
 
Your bedroom is a pit
needs a warning on the door
"please mind where you are stepping
coz ya can not see the floor"
 
 
I shall not give you that tenner
for that gaming mag that's sick
so get a bloomin paper round
go and get one, get one quick!!!
 
(written by me...ya mum, who doesn't understand much of the teenage language but trying desperately for you to start understanding mine. Blud!)