Saturday 17 November 2012

Shopping and men

Shopping and men

Does my bum look big in this?
do you really care?
don't keep looking at your watch
Whilst your standing there!

Can you see my love handles?
what about the chest?
I don't know if i like it now
maybe the other best?

Is it way too short for me?
what about too low?
you can give me your opinion
i wouldn't mind ya know.

i'll just model the red one
d'ya think this ones ok?
tell me what you think dear
it's gonna take all day.

Her husband glances at his watch
and says "oh yes it's nice"
then tells his wife to put it back
as he notices the price!

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