Mum's the word

Mum's the word

 

Can ya find mi homework mum?

mum? where's mi other shoe?

pots are in the kitchen mum

soz, forgot to do!

 

What time's dinner ready mum?

off out chillin wi mi blud

and he can stay for dinner coz his mum...

she said he could.

 

Dint ya do mi bedroom mum?

coulda made mi bed!

can't find mi other shoe mum...

put mi trainers on instead.

 

 

Can i have a tenner mum?

cos this gaming mag is sick

can i have a tenner mum?

can i mum?...muuuuum quick!!!

 

mum says...

 

Homework's on the table son

still it's yet to do

pots are in the sink sweetheart

be there when homework's through.

 

Dinners in the oven

and it's ready for you now

tell ya blud he's leaving

his mum can cook... the lazy cow.

 

One shoe i found upstairs

and the dog has got the other

by the way i have a question...

is a slave now slang mother?

 

Your bedroom is a pit

needs a warning on the door

"please mind where you are stepping

coz ya can not see the floor"

 

 

I shall not give you that tenner

for that gaming mag that's sick

so get a bloomin paper round

go and get one, get one quick!!!

 

(written by me...ya mum, who doesn't understand much of the teenage language but trying desperately for you to start understanding mine. Blud!)