Manly Habits

Don't mind me as you lift your leg and fart

feel free to pick your nose

just sit naked; let it all hang out

as you poke fluff from your toes.

The things you do from day to day

so often drive me crackers

The way you lounge so comfortably 

as you sit and play with your knackers.

It's ever so attractive

as you walk by and scratch your bum

and how you grab me close at night

to let me know you've a loaded gun.

You think this is just normal

You do it all the time,

well; your eyes would pop right out your head

if i sat and played with mine.

These things you do so casually

are just, not so appealing 

but I'll pretend not to notice dear

as I stare up at the ceiling.