A Raght Yorkshire Christmas

 

 

By ya's not ad a Christmas like us Yorkshire folk

we ant got much money we'z all pretty broke

yet we mek do our kid, an we av a raght time

Christmas in Yorkshire...ull do us just fine.

 

The kids want fir naught, I'll make sure an'll say

ya's ull bloody behave ont Christmas day

an our lass ull be coo kin that great big ole bird

no fightin I'll tell thee not one bloody word.

 

Ya's all ull be welcum, ere pull up a chair

sit next ta aunt Mavis aye go on lad sit ther

ya'll av a raght feast an ya'll water it daan

wit best bloody bitter int this bloody taan.

 

Ant trimmins ull look crackin

wit stockins by't fire

it might na be much

but be all ya's desire.

 

Aye wil av us a Christmas, thall talk a fir yers

an wil av non of them...sentimental tears

ey wil av a raaaght Christmas, it's gonna be mint

an we'll av to mek do what we got coz we skint.

 

It int what ya av lad it's how ya mek most

so all grab ya glasses n lets av us a toast

Merry Christmas to all, an an happy new yer

naa let us mek most of it while wer all ere.